Things I learned during the remnants of Hurricane Ike. . .
- Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.
- No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity.
- My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the people in line who helped me push it).
- Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hand.
- Dogs are even more irritating without power. [Especially when there are 8 of them.]
- He who has the biggest generator wins.
- Women can actually survive without doing their hair. You just wish they weren't around you.
- A new method of non-lethal torture: showers without hot water. [I only had to take 3 of these, but they were the quickest showers of my life.]
- There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.
- TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful.
- A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Budweiser's to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for 8 more hours.
- There are a lot of dang trees around here. [And I think half of them fell down.]
- Flood plain drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong.
- Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not required.
- Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators.
- People will get into a line that has already formed without having any idea what the line is for.
- When required, a Lincoln Continental will float. Doesn't steer well, but floats just the same.
- Tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing.
- Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the battery remains charged. [Thank goodness for generators.]
- 27 of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you, and they are quick to point that out!
- Hampers were not made to contain such a volume.
- If my store sold only ice, chainsaws, water, gas and generators... I'd be rich.
- Price of a can of soup rises 200% in a storm.
- Your waterfront property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole.
- Tree service companies and power company workers are under appreciated.
- I learned what happens when you make fun of another states' blackout.
- MATH 101: 30 days in month, minus 6 days without power equals 30% higher electric bill???? [Ariel and Robert got TWO outrageous electric bills. TWO of them!]
- Drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's worthless.
- I can walk a lot farther than I thought. [Sara, Dana and I walked REALLY FAR the day after the hurricane. We wanted to see stuff, but I didn't want to get roof tacks or nails in my tires.]
- Hurricane evacuation and recovery is a true test of a relationship.
PS - Don't forget to vote today! I'm going at lunch.
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