Zombie Belly

I was checking the tummy out in the bathroom mirror this evening and what do I see? The freakin Mississippi River running down my side. I had to take the contrast to the extremes to get this anomaly to show up in a photo, so please excuse the zombie-esque qualities. I swear I still have a heartbeat, and no virus, and no need to attack my fellow humans. Except for maybe Travis when he won't pass the ice cream spoon fast enough.

Woh.